Michael Avenatti Who’s  Living  In  Whose  Head  Rent-Free  Lately?

Michael Avenatti Who’s Living In Whose Head Rent-Free Lately?

Michael Avenatti

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The phrase “living rent-free in your head” has lived rent-free in my head for some time. It feels symptomatic of the deep rot at the core of practically all human interaction online. These days it spews out of the mouths of the craven and the righteous, the world-famous and the anonymously online. Depressingly, it’s simply another feature of the linguistic landscape now, so let’s check in on the most current in skull real estate around the world.

Tenant: Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN)

Landlord: AIPAC

Rent: Totally Free

Tenant: Auburn males’s basketball

Landlord: Tennessee males’s basketball

Rent: Totally Free

Tenant: Man who authorizes of the Mets’ journey to Syracuse

Landlord: Person who does not authorize of the Mets’ journey to Syracuse

Rent: Subsidized housing

Tenant: Cardi B

Landlord: These bitches

Rent: Totally Free

Tenant: Spurs

Landlord: West Ham

Rent: Complimentary

Tenant: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)

Landlord: Fox News hosts

Rent: Totally Free

Tenant: Jesse Lingard, Manchester United

Landlord: Mesut Özil, Arsenal

Rent: Free

Tenant: Michael Avenatti

Landlord: R. Kelly attorney Steve Greenberg

Rent: Totally Free

Prospective Tenant: Michael Avenatti

Landlord: Detention center in New York’s Southern District

Rent: Complimentary

Tenant: Matthew Tkachuk, Calgary Flames

Landlord: Drew Doughty, Los Angeles Kings

Rent: Free

Tenant: The non-corporeal spirit of John McCain

Landlord: Donald Trump

Rent: Complimentary

Tenant: Emily Ratajkowski and Sebastian Bear-McClard

Landlord: Antoni Ghosh

Rent: Totally Free