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As the famous old saying goes, “Sometimes it’s those who protect the scammers were the fraudsters all along.” Michael Avenatti got caught presumably running a blackmail rip-off, which isn’t the unexpected thing, actually. It’s that the attorneys he’s pulled down with him, or those who snitched on him, have close connections to Jussie Smollett and Elizabeth Holmes, 2 declared scammers of the current previous. Which indicates one thing: We’re on the course to one grand unifying theory of scams. It’s fantastic due to the fact that once we unlock it, we will be able to state farewell to this unlimited summer season of the scammer. Lastly, we’ll be able to watch documentaries about topics unassociated to tricksters and grifters once again.
First, understand that Avenatti presumably stepped in it. A big it. Substantial. Envision an huge heap of it and then think of Avenatti stepping squarely in, supposedly. The lawyer rose to the frontal lobes of the nationwide awareness as Stormy Daniels’s counsel as the pornography star sued the president (Daniels and Avenetti stopped working together previously this month for concealed reasons). And, as of Monday, U.S. lawyers in Los Angeles and New York have actually charged the lawyer with extortion, plus bank and wire scams.
The 2 cases are different, though the Feds seem to have coordinated for the timing of the arrest. L.A. attorneys charged Avenatti with a series of financial crimes associated to client loan he kept and his coffee-company side hustle. Vanity Fair has reached out to Avenatti for comment. But the stranger case involves his other supposed side hustle, blackmailing Nike. Yes, Nike, the sporting products emporium with high-minded marketing morals. According to district attorneys in New York, he tried to shake down the company over its declared violations of N.C.A.A. recruiting rules. The particulars involve a lot of legalese with a heavy Avenatti accent (“[You ever] held the balls of the customer in your hand where you might take $5 to $6 billion market cap off of them?” he states, in one recorded phone call), however understand that he reportedly would have extorted more than $20 million from the business if it weren’t for those meddling Feds. (He tweeted on Tuesday that he “never tried to obtain Nike & when the evidence is divulged, the public will find out the truth about Nike’s criminal activity & coverup,” among other things.)
Avenatti is not the just one to have supposedly done a crime. Though it has not been validated, The Washington Post cited sources close to the investigation who claim Avenatti’s co-conspirator is Mark Geragos. (Geragos’s law company decreased to comment when called by the Post.) Geragos, like Avenatti, is a famously high-flying legal representative with a customer list packed with name recognition. He just recently defended Jussie Smollett, the actor charged with making a hate criminal activity in Chicago (all 16 counts of disorderly conduct against Smollett were amazingly dropped on Tuesday). He represented Michael Jackson on child-molestation charges as well as Scott Peterson on murder charges circa 2004. He lost the shoplifting case for Winona Ryder, has long represented the perpetually embattled singer Chris Brown, and recently took on Nike’s own Colin Kaepernick.
The last leg in this mess is Nike’s agents, the ones Avenatti presumably threatened to obtain, without obviously considering that they’d inform on him. The business’s outside counsel, the Boies Schiller firm, represented—you thought it, most likely—Theranos, of Elizabeth Holmes’s teeny-tiny blood-container popularity. (It cut ties with Theranos in 2016.) Also, Jeff Bezos in the National Enquirer extortion kerfuffle, likewise, and, as well as Harvey Weinstein. Either this is Scam Law Infinity War: Trust Nobody, or the world of blue-chip law companies is even smaller sized than we‘d think.
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