“Some of our thickest-headed politicians have actually been passing the time by spreading nonsense about the coronavirus,” Jimmy Kimmel said in the latest “quarantine minilogue” from his house on Tuesday.
He started with Texas Lieutenant Guv Dan Patrick, who argued to Tucker Carlson on Monday that, in Kimmel’s words “old individuals are willing to go to an early serious in order to assistance boost the stock market.”
“And that doesn’t make me honorable or brave or anything like that,” Patrick stated on Fox News.
“No, it makes you an moron,” Kimmel replied, before including, “I shouldn’t say it makes you an moron. It exposes to us that you are an idiot.”
“Unfortunately, the lieutenant guv isn’t alone in this moron-athon,” the host continued, moving on to President Trump’s Fox News “town hall” occasion throughout which he said he prepares to have the nation open for organisation by Easter.
“By Easter?! That’s in 2 and half weeks!” Kimmel said. “Even Jesus is like, ‘Jesus, calm down, let’s think this through.’ We’re all going to die so the president can consume Peeps.”
Finally, Kimmel shared the news with viewers that First Woman Melania Trump has tested negative for the coronavirus. “Of course she has,” he stated. “She’s been six feet away from her other half given that Stormy Daniels. Their marital relationship was the inventor of social distancing.”
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