Stormy Daniels 16  Funny  Tweets  That  Oh  Jesus  I C an’t.  Tabs,  Wed.,  April  1,  2020

Stormy Daniels 16 Funny Tweets That Oh Jesus I C an’t. Tabs, Wed., April 1, 2020

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Oh absolutely nothing, simply an anonymous White House official admitting that Trump is sending Florida everything it asks for because of his electoral prospects. Or how about this:

[Wisconsin Gov. Tony] Evers informed FEMA on Friday that Wisconsin still needs 190,000 nonsurgical masks, including that he thought some of the supplies were stuck in a administrative line. Oklahoma got 120,000 face guards in spite of only asking for 16,000, according to the state’s health department. North Carolina, by contrast, asked for 500,000 medical coveralls and received 306, state records show.

(Washington Post)

Oh well as long as it’s just blue states. LA Times:

One former White House official stated Trump’s reelection campaign advisors are horrified that the coronavirus outbreak, which so far has hit mostly Democratic coastal cities hardest, will soon scythe across the rural areas that remain deeply faithful to Trump.

The advisors have cautioned Trump that the political effects at the tally box in November will be even worse if he is seen as too lax.

“Pay attention. You’re going to lose the election,” the former main said, summing up the intervention.

Oh right, some rural counties have more cases than counties 20 times their size. Because of Fox. (Or possibly because they’re simply getting evaluated, and no one else is.) — Grand Forks Herald


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Speaking of IMPEACH, McConnell blames IMPEACH for coronavirus action. George Conway’s not letting him get away with that shit. — WaPo

Errebody slobbering over Jay Inslee. WE SAW HIM FIRST. (The Week)

Trump attacks women you say? WHOA. (New York Times)

Los Angeles shutting down dining establishments for selling groceries. Oh LA, don’t do that. (Reason)

Virginia shutting down Liberty University’s in-person instruction. Oh VA, DO DO THAT. — NBC

Arrest Pastime Lobby. It’s reopening stores in shelter-in-place states. (Business Insider)

Anybody understand the deal with the FUCKING HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATORS? (NYT)

The cars and truck companies don’t even desire the lower gas mileage standards, so now they’re “politically remedy.”

What a absurd asshole.

The polices who jailed Stormy Daniels were themselves detained on public corruption charges. Ain’t that a bitch.

Jerry Saltz says BE! CREATIVE! B-E CREATIVE! (NYT)

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